DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.
GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna
the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause
Blocking out the haters
Vine by Brandon Bowen
MMMMMMMM-BLOCKIN OUT THE HATERS
The RWBY fandom when the episode airs for the public-
People who don’t like RWBY-
Everyone else on Tumblr-
"You don’t smoke anywhere else"
this was definitely my fav scene from tfios
my sobe just proposed to me I am in so much shock
if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
I just want Chinese food and lots of sex.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
It’s about damn time he gets a taste of his own medicine.
Wish him luck.