My steampunk robo-hand evolved
*white mom voice* INK POISONING
Ruffnut + Short hair.
friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭
we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)
it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)
dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
I think I’m going to have a stroke.
this is the scene of the crime
*is pathetic and sensitive but also a giant asshole*
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
hey sweetheart - d here to give you a rundown of the gang because we have a pretty colorful assortment of demons here
darling meenah is a siren
sirens are classically known in greek mythology for using their lovely forms and seductive voices to lure men to them so that they can be drowned and or eaten depending on how gory you want to get
theyre like the less friendly version of the mermaid
my friend cronus is a type of demon called an iztacuhca-tzitzimitl
these are aztecan demons who drag their prey into the depths of the waters that they live in and devour their souls in an all-around not pleasant process
whats left of the poor human is just a shell of a slave who will serve them forever
pretty kitty nepeta is a succubus
im sure youre all familiar with succubi as the demons who look like beautiful women and seduce people at night to feed off their life energy through sex
theyre not likely to kill you but rather put you under their spell and come back to you constantly to feed in small increments
my lovely rose is a bajang
bajangs are wild forest demons who commonly take human form but can also turn into a small wildcat in order to terrorize the villages that they attack
they are also known in some places as vampire cats
baby dave is a nix
in a way nix are a lot like male sirens - they are notorious for drowning women and children and sometimes men in scandanavia
they arent necessarily evil some of them just want attention and love from humans
lil bro dirk is an iblis
derived from the islamic name for the devil an iblis is sort of like what you might consider your standard demon in the way that they have a human form but are made out of smoke and devour humans
theyre most notable for their glowing golden eyes
and of course theres yours truly
im a demon known as a yaoguai which is basically a fallen celestial being who gained powers in… less savory ways
more specifically im a mówáng which is virtually a demon king who is surrounded by little demon minions
Sam and Dean Winchester carved their initials into your dash.
*Flings hands into the air and parades around the world* THIS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED. YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS.
my dash can now help the Winchesters defeat Lucifer
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”