godmodwaffles:

shojo:

noratshere:

My steampunk robo-hand evolved

*EXTERNALLY SCREECHING*

*white mom voice* INK POISONING

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Ruffnut + Short hair.

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whimmy-bam:

thewarmind:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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I think I’m going to have a stroke.

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unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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humbugfan:

*is pathetic and sensitive but also a giant asshole*

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comeonputonyourwarpaint:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY

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kittiezandtittiez:

Internet fights

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katfastkatfurious:

masqporrayaoi:

Cosplayer:  lilaeroplane

 

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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Anonymous:
okay dumb question but- what species are all of you demons?

ask-the-hunters-and-the-hunted:

hey sweetheart - d here to give you a rundown of the gang because we have a pretty colorful assortment of demons here

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darling meenah is a siren

sirens are classically known in greek mythology for using their lovely forms and seductive voices to lure men to them so that they can be drowned and or eaten depending on how gory you want to get

theyre like the less friendly version of the mermaid

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my friend cronus is a type of demon called an  iztacuhca-tzitzimitl

these are aztecan demons who drag their prey into the depths of the waters that they live in and devour their souls in an all-around not pleasant process

whats left of the poor human is just a shell of a slave who will serve them forever

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pretty kitty nepeta is a succubus

im sure youre all familiar with succubi as the demons who look like beautiful women and seduce people at night to feed off their life energy through sex

theyre not likely to kill you but rather put you under their spell and come back to you constantly to feed in small increments

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my lovely rose is a bajang

bajangs are wild forest demons who commonly take human form but can also turn into a small wildcat in order to terrorize the villages that they attack

they are also known in some places as vampire cats

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baby dave is a nix

in a way nix are a lot like male sirens - they are notorious for drowning women and children and sometimes men in scandanavia

they arent necessarily evil some of them just want attention and love from humans

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lil bro dirk is an iblis 

derived from the islamic name for the devil an iblis is sort of like what you might consider your standard demon in the way that they have a human form but are made out of smoke and devour humans

theyre most notable for their glowing golden eyes

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and of course theres yours truly

im a demon known as a yaoguai which is basically a fallen celestial being who gained powers in… less savory ways

more specifically im a mówáng which is virtually a demon king who is surrounded by little demon minions

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ruinedchildhood:

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

castheperpetuallyconfusedangel:

stfulaurel:

Sam and Dean Winchester carved their initials into your dash.

*Flings hands into the air and parades around the world* THIS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED. YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS.

my dash can now help the Winchesters defeat Lucifer

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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